Sunday, May 14, 2006

The Beach

Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street. "Hey, Antonio," said Luigi, "where you been for the past two weeks? Nobody seen you around!"

"Dona talka to me, Luigi," replied Antonio. "I been inna jail."

"Jail!" exclaimed Luigi. "What for you been inna jail?"

"Wella, Luigi," Antonio said, "I was lying onna dis beach, and the copsa come, arrest me and throw me inna jail."

"But dey dona throw you inna jail just for lying onna da beach!" Luigi countered.

"Yeah, but dis beach, she was a-screamin and a-kickin and a-yellin"