Sunday, May 14, 2006

Blonde Jokes and Jokes for Blondes

Why are men like laxatives?
A: They irritate the shit out of you.

What is a blonde who died her hair brown?
A: Artificial Intelligence.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.