The Perfect Marriage
Hymie Goldberg thought he had the perfect marriage, until he moved from New York to California and discovered he still had the same milkman.
Hymie Goldberg was in the middle of a lengthy religious discussion with his psychiatrist.
"Now, do I understand correctly," said the shrink, "that it was your wife who introduced you to religion?"
"Yes, that's correct," said Hymie. "I did not really believe there was a hell until I married her."
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to
get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm
still paying."
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you
wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other
replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
John tells Mike, " Your friend is kissing your wife". Mike runs home, returns soon and slaps John saying, "He is not my friend, stupid."
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Hymie Goldberg was in the middle of a lengthy religious discussion with his psychiatrist.
"Now, do I understand correctly," said the shrink, "that it was your wife who introduced you to religion?"
"Yes, that's correct," said Hymie. "I did not really believe there was a hell until I married her."
___________
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
___________
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to
get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm
still paying."
___________
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you
wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other
replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
___________
John tells Mike, " Your friend is kissing your wife". Mike runs home, returns soon and slaps John saying, "He is not my friend, stupid."
___________
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