Wife's Birthday

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday

His wife told him "Alright buster, tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds flat OR you're in for it!"

The next morning the wife awoke early and looking out her bedroom window, spotted a small package in the driveway. She was a little perturbed as this wasn't what she was expecting. She went out to retrieve the package, and upon opening it, found a handsome, brand new bathroom scale!