Sunday, August 13, 2006

Definitions

Father :- A banker provided by nature.

Boss :- Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Smile :- A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Rumor :- News that travels at the speed of sound.

College :- A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

Office :- A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn :- The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc. :- A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee :- Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Classic :- A book which people praise, but do not read.

Marriage :- It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master's.

Worry :- Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.

Experience :- The name men give to their mistakes.

Tears :- The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.

Atom Bomb :- An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher :- A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken off when dead.

Diplomat :- A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Optimist :- A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Miser :- A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Criminal :- A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

Politician :- One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Doctor :- A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Software Engineer :- One who is paid for reading this.