Thursday, August 03, 2006

How to catch a lion

Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion.

Einstein's Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.

A Software Engineer's Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.
If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

The George Bush method:
Link the lion with Osama bin Laden and shoot him!!!

The Ravi Shastri method:
Ask the lion to bowl at you.
You bat for 200 balls and score 1 run
The lion gets tired and surrenders