Little Jokes
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviation" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
What more can I say........
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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
..........................................................................
I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
..........................................................................
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
..........................................................................
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
..........................................................................
How come "abbreviation" is such a long word?
..........................................................................
Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
..........................................................................
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
..........................................................................
The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
..........................................................................
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
............................................................ ...............
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
..........................................................................
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
..........................................................................
There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
..........................................................................
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
..........................................................................
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
..........................................................................
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
..........................................................................
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
What more can I say........
..........................................................................
Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the year?
A. Father's Day