Sunday, October 01, 2006

Natural Phenomena

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to

Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Bell'S Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Principle of close encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.