Egypt Tourism Humour

The Phone Rings in at tourist agency:
"Do you sell tours to Egypt?"
"Yes."
"What resorts do you have there?"
"Hurgada, Nuvbeva , Taba ...."
"Fine! Nuvbeva's the one!"
"And when would you like to go there?. Can we make your bookings?"
"Never! we are trying to finish a crossword!"