Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Little Johnny Jokes

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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
Little Johnny : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
Little Johnny : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.
Little Johnny : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Little Johnny!
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TEACHER : Little Johnny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Little Johnny : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
Little Johnny : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : Little Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Little Johnny : I is...
TEACHER : No, Little Johnny. Always say, "I am."
Little Johnny : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
Little Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Little Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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Little Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
Little Johnny: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green
and one is blue with red spots !
Little Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at
home.