Thursday, May 24, 2007

One Liners

Study for an MBA . Master In Bad Activities.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

I love to tease my plants so I water then with ice-cubes.

A puppy is just a dog minus common sense.

I started out with nothing and I still have a lot of it left.

Success is relative. The more the success the more the relatives.

It is a crime to repeat your mistakes. Make new mistakes.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.