One Liners
Study for an MBA . Master In Bad Activities.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
I love to tease my plants so I water then with ice-cubes.
A puppy is just a dog minus common sense.
I started out with nothing and I still have a lot of it left.
Success is relative. The more the success the more the relatives.
It is a crime to repeat your mistakes. Make new mistakes.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
I love to tease my plants so I water then with ice-cubes.
A puppy is just a dog minus common sense.
I started out with nothing and I still have a lot of it left.
Success is relative. The more the success the more the relatives.
It is a crime to repeat your mistakes. Make new mistakes.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.