Sunday, May 27, 2007

Short Wedding Jokes

If love is blind marriage is an eye-opener.

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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And

The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."

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A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."

"And what was he before you married him." Asked the friend. The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".

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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

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A little girl at a wedding asked, "Mommy, why do brides always wear white?" The mom replied, "Because they're happy, dear."

Halfway through the wedding the girl whispered, "Mommy, if brides wear white because they're happy, then why do men wear black?"


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Five-year-old Suzie told her mother the story of Snow White which she had heard in school. Prince Charming had kissed her back to life. Suzie concluded: "And do you know what happened then?"
"Yes," said the mother, "they lived happily ever after."
"No," responded Suzie, with a frown, "...they got married."

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From Dixielol at MyLot