Sunday, July 22, 2007

Cannibal Joke: For the Canoe

Three guys are stranded on an island and are captured by cannibals. The chief of the cannibals says to the three men,"I'll give you all one chance at life. You may choose any one weapon or item that I have in my kingdom. You will be set free for 30 seconds and then my cannibals will come after you. If you escape their grasp, you are free to go. If we capture you, we SKIN YOU FOR A CANOE!!!" He then asks the first guy to choose. Nervous about making the decision, he frantically runs around the kingdom until he stumbles on a little revolver and grabs it and a handful of bullets and takes off! 30 seconds later, as promised, the chief yells out "The hunt is on!!!".
On that command, hundreds run off into the jungle hunting the man down. In no time they find the man and although he has the gun, there are too many cannibals. They eventually overpower the man surround him and SKIN HIM FOR A CANOE!!!
The chief asks the second man what he would like and seeing what little good the gun or any weapon would do he says to the chief, "Give me your fastest horse!" The chief grants him that and the man books it out ASAP!!! 30 seconds later, the cannibals pursue the man. With their intense knowledge of the terrain and large number, they swiftly surround the man, who was lost and bewildered, and SKIN HIM FOR A CANOE!!!
The chief then asks the third man what weapon or item he would like and the man, who had been contemplating a plan to outsmart the cannibals says to him, "Give me a fork!" The chief amazed and confused at the man's request says, "A fork! What are you gonna do with a fork???" The man replies, "Just give it to me, dammit!" The chief then hands the man a fork. The man grabs it, starts stabbing himself all over his body and yells out,
" HERE'S TO YOUR F**KIN CANOE!!!"