Monday, July 30, 2007

Short Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny's father said, "let me see your report card."Johnny replied, "I don't have it.""Why not?" His father asked."My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

"Hey, Mom," asked Little Johnny, "can you give me twenty dollars?""Certainly not!" answered his mother."If you do," Little Johnny went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop."His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? what did he say?""He said, 'Hey, Juanita, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.'"

Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked Little Johnny about his family trip. "We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota."The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?"Little Johnny said, "Actually, we went to Ohio."


Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"

from Chaitalee