Sunday, July 15, 2007

Top ten excuses for falling asleep at your desk.

1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.

2. I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.

3. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!

4. Amen

5. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.

6. Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper

7. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.

8. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!

9. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!

10. Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.