Little Johnny in Geography Class

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Johnny: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Johnny: We borrow it from our neighbour.

Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called?
Johnny: I don't know.
Teacher: They're called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called?
Johnny: They are called Germs.

From Chaitalee