Sunday, September 16, 2007

Smelly Marriage

In a small village in India, there was a man with very smelly feet and a woman with very bad mouth smell...
Nobody would marry them, so the priest of the village decided to unite the both...

The families of the two agreed and they got married..
After the ceremony the respective mothers take each of them aside and warns:

To the girl:listen on your first night, whatever he may ask you, never open your mouth..only shake your head.The daughter nods.

To the man:listen on the first night, never take off your socks, always keep them...
and he agrees.

So once in their room, they start the game of love till at a certain moment, the husband feeling he lost one sock, gets up and starts searching for it...
HE asks her, have you seen my sock?
the girl shakes her head, angrily he repeated, have u seen my sock?? she shakes her head again...

He loses his patience and and shaking her shouts, HAVE YOU SEEN MY SOCK?
She blurts, NO!

MAN: WHY HAVE YOU EATEN IT?