Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Funny nursery rhymes we didn't have as kids

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her,
Between two slices of bread.


HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty
had a great fall.
All the kings' horses, And all the kings' men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.


HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.