Monday, June 30, 2008

Terrorists disrupt Magabe swearing-in.

A policeman stops a motorist in the main street of Harare and asks for a donation.
"Terrorists have kidnapped Robert Mugabe and threaten to douse him in petrol and set him on fire unless their ransom demands are met," he says.
"I see, well how much are others giving?" asks the motorist.
"Usually around two to three litres," Replies the policeman.