The Pope and the Rabbi
A Pope -- maybe this Polack Pope -- was going for a morning walk with a rabbi. The rabbi stumbled on a stone, hurt his foot, and said, "Shit!"
The Pope said, "This is not right, because God is everywhere and he must have heard you."
They walked a little further and again the rabbi stumbled and again he said, "Shit!"
The Pope said, "Enough is enough! God will punish you."
And the third time it happened suddenly there was great thunder in the clouds, lightning struck the Pope dead, and then somebody in the clouds shouted, "Shit! I missed!"
The Pope said, "This is not right, because God is everywhere and he must have heard you."
They walked a little further and again the rabbi stumbled and again he said, "Shit!"
The Pope said, "Enough is enough! God will punish you."
And the third time it happened suddenly there was great thunder in the clouds, lightning struck the Pope dead, and then somebody in the clouds shouted, "Shit! I missed!"