Arsicons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
:) means a smile and
:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(

Well, how about some "ARSICONS?" (American translation: "ASSICONS")

Here goes:

(_!_) a normal arse (in US English, a regular ass)

(__!__) a fat arse

(!) a tight arse

(_*_) a sore arse

{_!_} a swishy arse

(_!__) a lop-sided ass

(_o_) an arse that's been around

(_x_) kiss my arse

(_X_) leave my arse alone

(_zzz_) a tired arse

(_E=mc2_) a smart arse

(_$_) Money coming out of his arse

(_?_) Dumb Arse

You have just been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within the next hour and you will be blessed with people laughing their arse off (_ :-)