Saturday, August 05, 2006

Short Jokes

Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply
cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small
people talk about others... But legends never talk, they FW: mails.

Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children?
Ans:The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more.